I had (and have) a sore throat all night, which led to me dreaming about hosting a party at which @dragonjaze and I miscoordinated our implanting forks in the meals. I prepared Spork Nuggets, which are chicken fingers formed around a plastic spork. You serve them as hors d'oeuvres, and then everyone has their utensil for the next course. She mixed in flatware with the mashed potatoes, so when I ate some, I almost choked on a fork and the prongs hurt my throat.

In my dream, it was what you did at all the cool parties, of which we hosted many.

I have no sugar-free cough drops, so I fear I may be well off my diet today.